I'm in Las Vegas and hopeful for some content. This place is rank with drug-fueled machismo so something has to go down.
I tried a few provocations but nothing stuck:
Department of Motor Vehicles
A guy ahead of me was driving like kind of a douchebag. I rolled down my window and shouted, "You suck!" He kept going.
At Kinko's I affected a weird speech tic, but the cashier was Hispanic and didn't pick up on it.
More as this story develops.